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We are coming in full lewks to support! KatyPerry is here today! Fake bull. Holding on for dear life! I done jingled my balls off. SaraBareilles congrats lady! Who woulda thought hotel cafe would produce 2 little Grammy nomers. Let's go Merry Go 'Round for best country song! Mommacat needs rest! Get your tickets and a t-shirt here! Your bonus shows go on sale in 30 minutes! On sale FRI! May you rest in peace. The holidays are upon us! Watch this KillerQueen ask Santa what she wants for Christmas!
It was SO taste foodtweet. Second show added on May 8! Second show added on May 18! It'll be my biggest show yet! Or being on fire How does it feel to you? I am so excited too! It's a gorgeous one! I can't wait to get closer to ALL of you than ever before! First stop: UK! Clue: I love these people and their accents. Good work friend.
More please! And so many opportunities to be a light very soon. I promise to continue to give back Tour next year This is too much happiness. I am gonna explode! I get to see the sunriseon7! Don't miss it! Thank u for Chic shoutout! Can't wait to see you SO soon!
Don't miss these ladies! I hope the colors on this record r bursting through ur earbuds like lil dancing rainbows! Shows how prismatic it really is! If we are talking medically! Happy to help, be a light. Self love is such an import foundation to have before falling in love. Some come out like waterfalls others drip! Best ones made it. I will take submissions?!?! Influenced by the movie The Craft! With a romantic twist! Even my favorite taco joint gets a shout out!
Maybe I've finally grown up? MOST of the record was written spring though. OK, here we go! Ready for the colors to hit your ears?! I'm loving every single song! You rock Katy! Directed by Aya Tanimura! Love these ladies!!! Listen now on First Play. The ROAR jacket is my fave! Love yourself. You were doing good! There's always two sides I can't wait to see the music video! I'm so proud of them. See what happens when you let the light in? You'll like this week then Look at our profiles. Thank you! Goodnight kittens, thank you for the love I'm on in 15 minutes! Who's tuning in tonight?
We are gonna bring you so much FUN so don't miss it! I laughed, I cried, I am encouraged by the school spirit that still exists! With my ladies iconapop and iggyazalea kicking things off at iTunesFestival! I got my tiger! Got the Monday blues? Enter NOW for a chance to have her perform at your high school! Submit by OCT 1! I bet it will make your pony tail twirl! Full gold wrap, it looked awesome! I promise you'll like it! Stay in school! That production is flawless. Thanks for staying up for me! You already know it's on repeat! Hold your horses hehehe We'll be back in the next 5. We're gonna blow the roof off this thin….
Soy Qewt! I appreciate the love so much. How's that for payback? Coming SOON. I read each of your adorable letters, thanks for being sweethearts. Who's meeting me in Times Square this morning for some morning fun?!?! I've got a big announcement! And you might want to keep an eye on that Jumbotron! Congrats baby chee. Only ET takes you on-set of Roar tonight!
I try to bring the light! We all waited so long!
Don't worry, I'm coming to visit u SO soon! I'm letting ROAR out a week early. Have your Shazam on during preshow or show! Gonna grab a meditate to get in the zone!!! Venezuela loves u!! Godven: katyperry I'm in the red but I pre-ordered Prism without even thinking twice. I hear your roar from Brooklyn! Thank you for making ROAR 1! Let's go! Russia doesn't know what they're missing. Click HERE Shhh, don't tell anyone.
Well done! My incredible, inspiring boyfriend JohnMayer will release a Like, it's cocking fantabulous. Pop wonderation. Isn't that a thing? Isn't that a hip thing to do? Us popstars bow down to you, you've taught us so much!!! I love it tho, my ocd self loves a good routine. Cant wait to bungee ur bridge again! BUT Highly productive! Slow cookin' some good stuff coming up for you guys.
ItalyLovesYou CometoItaly pls rt me!! B watching it again! Don't stop me. Isn't this makeup perfect to vma ! I feel awful. I love Katy! I had to nap like all good cats! X She. I'm lifting my glass to ALL of you, couldn't have done it without you. How many countries are there actually? Thank you. I appreciate your support, I really do. I should sleep now as I have to get up at dawn See you in the morning.
Teach him to ROAR tho. What a coincidence! I am now happy and roaring. Or just the US? I know how you guys can make me feel better about the leak Will rt me? PRISM semi!!! Is that a new outfit? You know the one! I did this drawing for u katyperry hope u like it, i'm so excited for ROAR! If you're by Graceland, GO! Hannahloupunton: katyperry i really wish i could find that damn golden truck!
I saw this in Colorado. On the way to Phoenix I assume.
So excited! Stop chasing the golden semi just long enough to watch Smurfs 2 in theaters I chased it! Catch it while you can I see you : follow back? Don't worry, Los Angeles is just the first stop on the map. Wait it's me, stupid question! Chin up. Take note. Just listen to your mother now!
I think it's time, babe. I told you to stop tweeting me publically!!! The OG jam. Thanks for asking. This ones for the wannabes! RT KatyCatTiffi: katyperry how do u feel about this picture? That is the question? How are we America, united We should take a long look in the mirror, we need REAL change. My heart goes out to his family and loved ones. Our prayers are with you. Get it here, you'll be obsessed, trust! RT voguemagazine: Signed, sealed, delivered: Win a copy of the July issue—autographed by katyperry!
The July issue hits newsstands across the U. I think I might be the biggest cat lady in the game. It has!!! Right robynkonichiwa? BonnieMcKee: Congrats, lover girl Katyperry I do not have an Instagram account. Well, yet. RT TheDoctorLuke: damn this is a big song I was really just having a general opinion on our generations desire to be constantly intoxicated.
I'm sorry if I offended you. I'm crying. I love you BB! RT bettykuok: katyperry r u tan mom. Jet lag has won again! And just an FYI, I made grilled cheese's in my juicy couture for all the kids when they came from the gay clerb tonight! I guess I was too excited. Sorry mom. RT izzyduval: katyperry the grammar in that tweet is appalling Katy.
God gives it to me in a moment. Oh, I love this moment. Can't wait to share the royal juice! What do u think?! Stay tuned!!! There will be words Congrats on every of its deserved 13 Tony nominations! RT diablocody: Congrats, Jason Collins, and thank you! You can sleep now. RT cassandraKP: katyperry did u win the book reading contest? I was in LA Saturday night How kind! It's a very sad time for lots of ppl. Don't take anything for granted. RT kaseymusgravess: PrayersForBoston. Broke Down Palace style! RT skyferreira: You have not lived until you cry like Claire Danes.
As if! Perfect soundtrack. RT srbuhiii: katyperry are you trolling? I think yes? Sprang Brayke. Had to have my picture with it. RT nickomfg: What? What's next? Tweeting a KatyCat? For the first time It makes everything better! Thank GOD. The Britney Spears sequence in Spring Breakers! Patrick's Day everyone AKA Ultimate test of sobriety day! Every 3 months, I'll buy a good drum set for the most deserving applicant.
Post a video and tweet me Come on Monday, give me your best shot. Just wow. I can't think of a more perfect Saturday. One of my favorite new songwriters kaseymusgraves is putting out a full record full of GEMS! That's 21 in cat years. Crunk on cat nip. Tune in to TheEllenShow tomorrow to find out! Lucky me, lucky you. All other parties from here on out will be judged unless they take place at the White House. Tim Walker. Nice way to kick off the new year You now hold the title for favorite music fan following!
We rule the school. Yeah songwriting! I need to get it together. So excited for Be safe but party hard! I love you. Lets get happybirthdayyungskeeter trending! I see you Brazil. Well well well. He deserved it. Proud to stand by you for 4 more years. RT BarackObama This happened because of you. Yes, it's made of rhinestones. I voted!!! And I rocked some seriously patriotic nails, too! It's time to re-elect our President. Ready to vote!!!! Happy voting tomorrow! I've got my outfit laid out! Send me a photo of your outfit when you're at the polls, and I'll RT my faves! Now it's time to send warm meals and shelter!
RT tavitulle: "I like your costume" these are my normal clothes. U got no excuse! Especially light! I'm overwhelmed with all the love that I might have a small happy cry now. So blessed. RT shannonwoodward: Happy 16th birthday, katyperry. I love yooouuu. Good luck on your drivers test today! Ready to go! For my birthday I would love to pay it forward. It was the most important moment thus far of what I do. RT MarthaPlimpton: Oy vey. Saturn's all returning up into my sign after 20 years or whatevs.
Good or bad? I think my musical week is complete. It was perfect. Pitch Perfect. And I realized we're Here comes Halloween! Thanks for all the adorable love. A whole year! Saved the best for last of course Something else If not, I hope this helps. RT shannonwoodward: If the new iPhone doesn't double as a spork I'm gonna freak out. Can't wait to play "Is it baby poop or a melted snickers?
RT NiallOfficial: katyperry looks like its official Did yoga. Had a protein shake. Ran six miles. Decided to lie about everything. Don't spoil your dinner young man! So I think we can all agree that's a good thing. RT TheDoctorLuke: katyperry shannonwoodward you girls tryna catch a man? WE will dine with you, Walt! Let's do this! RT shannonwoodward: Sometimes u have to save a lil bit of yesterday for today RT katyperry about to sleep like a geisha. Only 6 more hours to vote for VMAs!
Get the crust out of your eyes and start clicking! Don't hate the player, hate the game. Knife skills tonight. Have the Dr. RT miamoretti: katyperry you are from Santa Barbara. Drum roll please: Chile! KP3D is headed your way today, who's going?! This time accompanied by shannonwoodward Mise en place? RT yungskeeter: play some drake. Who's going this weekend? Oh, and some flip flops. We will still not sleep with you.
Hit send. Hitting send. That's the level. I might have some spare passes to the premiere tonight for the most dedicated Totally in love but separate beds! Does it really better us as humans? Ur always in retrograde.
Ur wack. Can't u just be consistent. RT katyperry: RT if you think you're the cat whisperer. This doesn't mean I can't cook! It's such an incredible experience. RT imfransexy: Despite being well into the hardcore scene, I have a secret love for katyperry and have all her albums My ears will be tickled with joy this week. Did you see yourself in the concert footage at KP3D yet?!
RT lovinnuggets: who wants to go see katyperry 3D with me again for the 3rd time? Is this idea from the French or the state of Wisconsin shannonwoodward? All in all it was EPIC! RT if you do too! Looks like some of u found Pink Tickets to my pizza party movie night! The love just keeps coming at KP3D! In your hooters shirt! RT katyyperryyoxo: katyperry these kitty has claws.. You're so precious. Looking for some creative pix!!! Had to see it tonight! Dont judge. Only a superpower can create this! Amazing GOD! Americangirl theTomPettyone. Let's OWN the night like the 4th of July kittens!
Till then xo. Even my lashes are excited!
See you soon! Expecting some epic stuff RT yelyahwilliams: I needed music today. And like always it was there for me. I'll see you on the 4th. I want some candles with the lights already on it Happybirthdaytroll. Excuse me. We're some of the only dudes! U rock katyperry! RT eeneRRed: katyperry you said tweet yu a pic in my glasses.. I love these, so glad to see em be put to use! RT BryanGaw: katyperry u've abducted my parents!!!! RT sammidemetria: katyperry i just won the heart glasses eeeep!! RT meowoutloud: Taking a shower. Hoping katyperry RTs one of my pics Get out my closet!
It was awesome!! Hope it was fun! That's where I had my 21st Just a quick trip from Sydney to London itsnothing! Thank for letting me come down under Show your love July 2nd AUS! KP3D is out July 2! RT ToddDelano Geli you stole those files girl! I really like that song u played me last night. Game changer! RT justinbieber: congrats katyperry on a great movie. Thx for coming out to the KP3D premiere! Start watching now! Special cat screening maybe? RT Lockoir: I really just spent that much!!
Wow, what an amazing woman. True talent! Let's make her 1!!! My life in the labyrinth Guess the baby came early, ain't she pretty?! I'm the new octo momma butnotgettingnaked yet. So I shout to the 4 corners of the fam Happy Fathers Day! Thanks for always keeping me chuckling. U can still vote if u like, wink wink! Rosalind Russell is my new everything So sweet. U look gooorge. X RT selenagomez: My 1st U. It's on news stands now. For this You're one of the 1st reasons WHY I exist. Check it: I can't decide, which one of these two Twitter posters do you like better?
Pick a Geordie to follow on twitter: realrossnoble or cherylcole go with your heart. Not just cause Cheryl's prettier. RT CaseyHoops: shannonwoodward would you do this weird cat shit? RT huntqm8: Have to admit I actually want to see the katyperry movie but I'll take my daughter so it looks like I'm going for her.
Thank you guys for liking it so much. I like you so much. RT JessieJ: I love katyperry new song. I can relate RT karlihenriquez: Soooooo I can't wake-up?! Does anyone have any remedies!?? RT xHausOfCandy: katyperry i think your bottom teeth and your wonk eye make you even more adorable. RT devhynes: Hey! RT ItsBennyBlanco: katyperry trolling with the homies.
RT Fahmifh: katyperry trolling in the deep? RT yungskeeter: Just realized I want a pet frog. I'm SO boring! RT TheGriper: katyperry This is what ur doing at am, tweeting about bowling? RT katyperry: RT if you do a dance when you bowl a strike. Can I still make typos? Spell something wrong? Butt tweet?
Accidentally post Noodz? Trust your instincts. I'm about to give them a show! Last night's tweet came true Thanks popchips, we've now formed a mini bar alliance. RT RobCarrasco: katyperry the pop chips ; midnitesnack. A true goth only comes out at night! RT CaseyHoops: Stuffing is hard to find when it's not thanksgiving and you gotta feed the need.
I have that feeling I'll be seeing you real soon! Donna, like Whitney, had one of the greatest voices ever RT Kyleejoys: katyperry Yo Katy urgent question Bring ur friend! Bmanderso will kill me tbh. Edible, but illegal. RT OhFerras: The spirit is here! We felt like fairies! You're such a brat and I love you. RT ThinkingOfAsh: katyperry naked.
I have to pick a costume from the Cali Dreams Tour, which would u pick? The new music video!!!!! There's a lot of drag semi singing going on.
RT shannonwoodward: This tiny gem might be my favorite thingy of the whole year. Who made the aliens? RT skyferreira: How many of you think aliens might be religious? Pray tell RT keliaee: katyperry do you hate mondays? I got to meet so many amazing MakeAWish kids on tour. RT OhFerras: Florida here we come! RT EsquivelMark: katyperry your wierd. I think this is what they call stress eating gottafinishthisfilm KP3D. Ur cute!
Hope u feel better! RT RyanSeacrest: Backstage still singing katyperry, love that song. Who knew we had night vision cameras? PartOfMe NightVision. I'm getting anxious. RT shannonwoodward: u know it's gonna be a great day when intersecting solutions to the NYT crossword are "abfab" and "best friends. Thank u so much to everyone who's been buying it! Kale yourself. RT skeetonmytwitts: antique roadshow lezgo. Up next I think my fever broke on stage from all the sea-men Prayers to you, your wife, and three children.
Meet Chloe. I found time to change my hair color RT melaniegreig katyperry You forget if you have a broken leg??? I've missed ya hunnah! THAT, I could not be more grateful for. Tomorrow morning I hide my eggs, again. RT ShawneeKJohnson: katyperry no fronk Can't wait to host you in Los Angeles RT shannonwoodward: katyperry Hey girl. Bought this new purse! Legally, does it belong to me? Woke up feeling SO much better after a fresh meditate Can't wait to see you, India. Tune in to Nickelodeon right now! West Coast, I'll see you at PM! RT AndyEidels: I just wish katyperry would tweet her fans more often.
U know u wanna answer. RT Sarahwinterman: katyperry are you going to watch Titanic in 3D? But remember there's no purchase necessary Read the fine print! Remember I'm always watching Part of Me will have a major ARC to it! Rehearsals r going Fab! Just a few more days to vote! RT 2CouchPotatoes: katyperry You should be safe from vampires! What a lovely thing to wake up to! My move If she was my girl I'd never cheat on her. Mine's "Wide Awake"! Can't wait to snuggle with you That was quick!
RT 26meTT: katyperry 10mill hits already on vevo! Well done babe x. Blue Jeans video is tres magnifique! Congrats Yoann Lemoine! Very happy to see your electric beauty again :. Deep breaths