How does the cowboy call to his daughter? What did one roof say to the other roof? Words in Spanish can be put together or split apart to create two completely different words. Now this one is literally a daddy joke.
This is probably the first joke I remember my dad telling me in Spanish. It still makes me smile every time. This one is the perfect joke for your friends who speak Spanish and English. What did the number 18 say to the number 2? Again, it makes no sense in English.
This illustrates an important point. There are a lot of Spanish puns that have spun from this little nothing word. Once again, Spanish words are tricky when you smash them together or pull them apart.
One of their children, Cain, asked: "Am I my brother's son? A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Theology is a game whose object is to bring rules into the subjective. Whenever there was a financial need, everyone just assumed Someone Else would make up the difference. The next day, a friend asked the atheist if he had enjoyed fishing with the Lord. Unfortunately, they were the old-fashioned cans that do not have the tab at the top. He only had two worms.
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Or you can click OK to proceed as accepted. Home Christian Lifestyle. Who was the smallest person in the Bible? Knee high miah! What car did the wise men drive to see Jesus?
Honda Accord. The Bible says the wise men all came in one accord.
Because he knew there was something fishy about it. Who was the most business-savvy woman in the Bible?
How would that ever work? What would Leonard Bernstein do? Bittenbinder came every year, with a program to teach us about the violent world just outside the school gym, and that program was called Street Smarts! Street Smarts! That was the general tone. He would give us tips to deal with crime.
I will share some of the tips with you this evening. Okay, tip No. Maybe that 8-year-old with the goddamn Aladdin wallet that only has blank photo laminate pages in it will be able to help.
What do you do? You go fumbling for your wallet and you go fumbling for your wallet. You kids get yourselves a money clip. You can get these at any haberdashery. Go get it! Detective Bittenbinder feels fully realized here, so much that it seems like Mulaney has taken you into a lost SNL sketch. Early in the setup, he establishes that Bittenbinder wears three-piece suits and a lot of hats. Also, his Chicago accent is so grating and ridiculous that it must be accurate. Be a good alumnus.
I get it. College is expensive.
Your mileage may vary on whether or not you appreciate Mulaney comparing a university to a sex worker, but this section of the special allows him to also dive into his own peculiar experiences at college, which are hard to imagine. As Matt Zoller Seitz pointed out in his review of Kid Gorgeous , one might find it hard to picture John Mulaney as anything but an adult — 35 going on I am now gross. I am damp all the time.